Whacked

Have you ever had one of those times in your life when a person catches your interest not for the normal reasons but for their sheer dearth of psychological and mental imbalance? Their madness seems to draw you in. Every action, you wish, would lead you to the source of their madness but it all seems to be an unending regress. And you keep thinking to yourself, "how do such characters survive in this world?" and how the hell do others put up with them when you can barely take their nonsense for that miniscule portion of your life. What is it that drives these people to remain in their, at times assumed, state of idiocracy?
What makes such characters worse is that they assume everyone else is just as much of an idiot as they are. They continue to believe that others swallow their bull shit whole without question or realization. Don’t get me wrong, I at times, out of sheer desperation, do act like them just to get what I want but I also keep in mind a check to know when to stop.
But on the bright side you do get to have your yucks at their expense despite them believing it’s the other way round. Take for example this very article. The person reading it may not even realize that I maybe referring to them indirectly. If you do, know that everyone is not a fool like you and one day you will get hurt.

Ah Playas

Ah playas, that breed of people who believe they’re untouchable when it comes to being accused of cheating. "I didn’t say we were serious girl". Classic playa. Be ready to encounter a few in this new world. They believe that youth is a time when you can’t be tied down with one partner; you’ve got to sample all the fish in the sea.
Even this breed has its own intricacies. There are the playas that are quite forthright about their ways and at times you tend to respect them because they aren’t hiding anything from you. There are others who play you on the sly. These guys think they’ll never get caught although they’ve got to remember not everyone’s stupid and not everyone gets played.
There’s also that ridiculous bunch who want to be players but just cant live up to that character. There’s a line that divides players from the one women men and these guys seem to float somewhere over this line, putting there foot down on the appropriate side when it means saving their asses. Most of the time these guys, when they’re trying to play, they forget to cover all bases, and lucky for us chicks we’re not all totally stupid. Some of us do get the entertaining opportunity to turn the game around and make Mr. Playa piss in his pants. I love the look these guys faces get when they get caught playing, it never gets old. If only they would admit to being playas they would save themselves a lot of trouble and a lot of pants ;)

Boys Will Never Be Men

Nothing beats the minds of little boys at work. Their logic would baffle the most seasoned rationalist and make a logician turn in his grave. I’m not saying girls are any less, it’s just that a little boys thinking is so much more hilarious and entertaining.
Sitting here and watching the boys playing down below reminds me of my own childhood best friend, JD, you know who you are. That kid taught me things very few other little girls would learn at that tender age. Through his company I may also have learnt how to study people’s minds outside of my relation to them and outside my own gender limits. In short I learnt how to think like a boy.
I don’t know if this has taught me how to deal with people better or just made me someone who over thinks most situations but either way its made me a better person at the least. It’s also given me a certain degree of peace of mind and calm in aggravated situations. Knowing how a man's mind works helps, especially in gender colored disputes.
Going back to the partner of my childhood days, I thank him for letting me play games other girls turned their noses up at. Cricket, football, and of course my favourite badminton, were all too "unladylike" in the old days. By including me he taught me the art of an easy and transient existence between both male and female mentalities. I also learnt that there is a great difference between boys and men. Men aren’t willing to change their minds too easily while boys are open to new ideas and change. Under my influence, my best friend learnt that a girl is just as strong, and at times stronger, than a boy. He also learnt that humoring your woman once in a while, like making flower arrangements with her like he did with me, she would be happy, and nag you much less.
If the ladies are lucky, some of these boys grow up to be men who do not close their minds to change. So I suggest Miss Knowles change her track’s name to ‘If I Were a Man’. The ladies who are lucky enough to bag such men for life should consider themselves blessed, and pay gratitude to those little girls who influenced their men in their youth.
As I look out once again at the kids at play, I see two little girls influencing men in just the same way. Of the 10 or so boys at play, they’ve managed to get two to fill in their slam books, a very girly thing to do. I predict those two little boys will make two women, maybe even these same two little girls, very happy ten years, or more, from now. Like I said, nothing beats a little boys mind at work. Unless you think about a little girls influence on that same little boy’s mind.
And to all you worried mothers out there, I assure you, a little girls influence will seldom turn a little boy gay. It will only make him a better man.