"Fakt Striyansati"(Women Only)

Are you really sure that the woman sitting next to is not equally, if not more, perverse than the other men on the bus ? In a day and age when an affiliation to the progressive gender is raising fewer eyebrows by the nanosecond, are you sure that the very woman you seated yourself besides, as a means of protection against the perverted male psyche, is not just as deviated?
I would also pose this question to men who get their kicks out of sitting next to a solitary lady on a non reserved seat. Are you quite sure that she has , unlike your own, a completely untainted mind ? Are you not afraid that she maybe having just as misdirected thoughts as your own ? You may stoop to call her a slut if the workings of her mind become known to you, but then, my dear sir, what would that make you , the fact being that yous seated yourself next to her for the very same reasons ?
After a long and careful study , and many, many hours of self experimentation, I have come to formulate a thesis stating "A perverted mind is not gender specific"So beware while seating yourself on public transportation, question yourself , are you really safe ?
P:S This is dedicated to the hot bod who sat next to me for two hours on my journey home one day. Jean Claude Van Damme you were fine ;)